Ed. note: Welcome to our daily feature, Quote of the Day.
Why don’t they appoint me and give me a couple of … lie detector analysts and a couple of forensic experts, and I’ll catch them.
— Rudy Giuliani, former lawyer to President Donald Trump, suggesting during a recent Newsmax appearance that the Biden administration ought to hire him to figure out who left cocaine in the White House. Giuliani went on to call the current investigation “absurd,” saying, “What kind of security do we have in the White House?”
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