There’s a Kangaroo at the barbecue
She’s not supposed to be here
There’s a kangaroo at the barbecue
Snaffling snags and necking beer
She just hopped off with a chicken thigh
That thigh has never been so high
It was a bit of a shock, I’m not gonna lie
She’s a chargrill kleptomaniac
A high flying ‘roo with a view
Get Superman, call Brainiac
She’s bit off more than she can chew
Behold her poise in a marsupial crouch
Now she’s slipping a spare rib in her pouch
She’s a dippy Skippy
A social wannabe
She’s far too tall to be a wallaby
She’s unassumingly gregarious
Her facial expressions are hilarious
She’s not exactly vegetarious
There’s a kangaroo at the barbecue
And she’s not supposed to be here
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