of mice & comments :: introducing internet intellectuals
bizarre_life declares
rarest male is the one who lives with crocodiles
~ while
lennyfan mockingly taunts
you ain’t never seen a dog in a dolphin suit
……. have you?
i can’t argue with either
but how i ended up in the abyss
of this pissing contest
in a youtube comment section
is the biggest mystery to me.
?????
back track:
scrolling pod.tude lectures on neurology
led to the darkest corners
of this godless portal
RIP Mother Mary
no mother is safe in that place
& hate doesn’t cease or stop to discriminate
ask u/bigDICK888
– still butt-hurt that the triple six variation
was claimed by another / random / edgy
hundred pound, twelve year old.
beta lobsters with dirty rooms
at the base of primary school hierarchies
swear on video title / bite size philosophy
unable to digest solid information
never mind animated nihilist summaries
***
which seems a fairy tale in the shade
when compared next to
this depressing gen Z existential nightmare
digital pens are softer than balloon swords
mythical events closer to truth –
– than comment section views
top shagger
armed & loaded with his AKA qwerty keyboard
mister worldwide
boasts of his exploits with broads
@ home
& abroad on foreign shores
waxing lyrical
in his reddit released tell-all / autobiographical
:::: 50 shades of things that never happened
while i surfed the world wide web
with my mouse in my hand ::::
stop the world & let me off
suicide by anti vax serpent tongue
OWNED by facts & logic
i’ve died online
for the last time x
// catch me on the other side of the Nile //
like the former dundee, aussie khaki nature guy
= i’ll be catching rays
with them beastly / beauty crocodiles
((sadly) loosely based on true comment section events_))
